Sure, it was hard to believe in the idea that you and your Companion Cube would eventually get married and raise a family of perfectly shaped, and yet, lazy children capable of repelling the harshest of laser blasts, but you will have no problem banking on this idea. Introducing the Companion Cube piggy bank! [Source: Etsy]
When filled to capacity, your Companion Cube bank will happily poop out untold fortunes, or more likely, exactly what you put in starting a few weeks, ago. But there it is, the perfect companion; it will return your love in the most equal and accurate fashion. You can take that to the bank or your careless ex-girlfriend. Don’t tell her I said that…
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3 Responses to 401K Companion Cube Style

  1. If the Weighted Companion Cube could speak, and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot, it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to YOU.

  2. Ant says:

    Don’t destroy the cube with your 401K. ;)

  3. James says:

    Where can I buy one?

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